My Hair

I've always been rather fond of my hair. It's ruler-straight, fine in texture, and profuse in amount.

It seems to be Teflon-coated. All hair-holders slip right out except for rubber bands.

As to its color, the terms mouse brown, light brown, and dishwater blonde have been used. I used to wonder what would happen as it grayed, and now I know in part -- it's shot through with silver. I call it "salt and honey."